Yesterday I was getting ready to go about my day my bra attacked me – even drawing blood. How is this possible you may ask? Well it is highly possible and I am prepared to bore you all with the grim details. We got a new couch yesterday and as Mike and Danny were preparing to bring it up from the truck downstairs I rushed to put a bra on. Yes ladies and gentlemen of the jury – I like to go braless at home – there is usually only 10 seconds between the time I walk through the front door and the time the bra is undone. It just feels more comfy. Don’t bug me.
Anyways as I was rushing to put the bra on the underwire snapped in half and sliced me across my back. Now I would have never guessed that the underwire of a bra would be capable of drawing blood – but trust me it did. There was about a 4-5 inch gash across my back and Mike needed to put some pressure on it to make it stop bleeding. We affixed a bandage and now I am at work in pain because the bra I am wearing today is resting painfully on my killer bra injury. Fun huh?
Oh and I have PMS. Gotta love it.