Pass The Cooties….

Our household is invested with Cooties and they show no sign of letting up!  About a month ago I came down with a pretty nasty sinus infection that just wouldn’t go away!  As a result Jacob got sick and then we both got better while Mike got sick.  Once Mike got sick I was sure the recycled cooties were about to high tail it out of our home and leave us alone at least until the fall but of course as is customary with my luck the cooties lingered and reinvented themselves deep in my lungs with a respiratory tract infection!  Nasty buggers those cooties are because I’ve been suffering immensely for the past week and as expected Jacob is now sick again too!  It’s so frustrating when one of us gets sick and we just play pass the cooties for weeks on end!  I don’t have a freaking clue about what’s going on because typically I am not a “get sick in June/July” type of girl; traditionally I’d get strep throat in October and a cold in April…that’s always been my pattern so I’m peeved right now that I’m living in this hell of a cootie invested bubble!  So…I’m hereby evicting the cooties from our household – you are no longer welcome to kick back and enjoy our hospitality so take your long cigarettes and martini glass and hit the high road!  There are plenty of other people in the world that need you!

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