The Things Toddlers Say

Sometimes I think Jacob is a riot and I know he’s not doing it on purpose but many times the things that come out of his mouth are so hilarious to me…..

While I was getting Jacob dressed he points to her belly button (which at this point is an outie) and remarks….

“Is that Violet’s penis Mommy?”

To which I say to him “Violet is a girl and girls don’t have a penis”

After pondering a few moments he suddenly gets glowing sparkly eyes and remarks….

“That’s right Mommy, girls have two bums!”