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Posts from ‘May, 2007’

Finding the Family Jewels.

Tonight we were giving Jacob a bath – playing games and splashing in the water with him like we always do…but tonight was different. Jacob found treasure in the water! The Family Jewel’s! Yes folks its true – it seems our son has discovered that he has a penis. In fact he thought it was [...]

Like a Drunken Sailor….He Walked…

Today Jacob took his first steps – looking very much like a sailor leaving a pub late at night after having far too many pints of beer. We had not been expecting it as Jacob always seems so unsure and unsteady on his feet – but he is a child full of surprises….this much we [...]

A New Tooth – Finally!

After over a month, maybe more of torturing the poor kid…. The pearly white finally poked itself through today! I’m sure another one is right around the corner. Now Jacob will not be the one year old with two tiny little bottomers. Yes I know bottomers is not a word. I made it up…and I [...]

June 9th – A Bittersweet Day

Four years ago on June 9th my uncle Dan died in his sleep. His death was sudden and unexpected. I was really affected by his death – he was like a father to me my entire life when a relationship with my own father was non-existent. His death was heart wrenching and every year on [...]

Those "Net" People…

How much is too much to share on the internet? Have you ever really thought about it? It’s really come to my attention recently perhaps because I have found myself reading posts from people on some of my online communities that seem so “out there” to me. How much would you vent? How much financial [...]

That crazy Zoo song….

That crazy zoo song that use to play on the TV all the time got in my head and I couldn’t get it out. It just kept repeating itself over and over again in my head….mocking me with it’s happiness and annoyances – “We’re going to the ZOO ZOO ZOO…you can come TOO TOO TOO..cus [...]

Champion Blogger….

I’m giving myself a blogging award. It’s called the – always wanna blog but keep forgetting to do it award. I graciously accept the award….and look forward to much more recognition in this blogging award category.

Lame….

It’s midnight…. Sleep is eluding me. How lame is that? Maybe I’ll go read trash magazines and discover that Brittney Spears is pregnant because she was a surrogate mother to Anna Nicole’s embryo – but because Anna died Britt doesn’t know who the daddy is. Or maybe it will be more lame crap about how [...]

The things they know…that you thought they didn’t….

I am amazed by the things that Jacob does. On a daily basis I find myself wowed at something he has done that stands out to me as something I would have never guessed he could do. Just a moment ago he did something so intriguing to me. For Christmas Jacob received the Fisher Price [...]

The Making of a Fart

I took this picture last week of Jacob. I thought that perhaps he was being sneaky and going to try and creep up on me to scare me but nope! It was just the making of a really big fart…toot… Whatever you want to call it.